Most overrated musicians of all time. because deep down, whether you know it or not... you are tired of listening to them... these are NOT the droids you are looking for...
the drummer from the band "The White Stripes".
So: imagine a wind up monkey-cymbal doll... but with less rythm... and capable of producing even MORE annoying noises... and being MORE creepy looking (surprising, right? that money has all those teeth, menacing smile, and that creepy tiny little hat... and mini vest.... ughhhh!!!!). It’s like someone is having full body spasms... but right next to a drum set. Yeah: listen for it next time. Both hands and both feet all slam at the same time, producing one annoying stream of percussion.
the drummer from the band "The White Stripes".
So: imagine a wind up monkey-cymbal doll... but with less rythm... and capable of producing even MORE annoying noises... and being MORE creepy looking (surprising, right? that money has all those teeth, menacing smile, and that creepy tiny little hat... and mini vest.... ughhhh!!!!). It’s like someone is having full body spasms... but right next to a drum set. Yeah: listen for it next time. Both hands and both feet all slam at the same time, producing one annoying stream of percussion.
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| she may need to change how she "feels" the music... |
Paul Walker playing the triangle.
I’m sure he does things well... just not playing the triangle... or acting
Kurt Cobain.
Sorry all you people who live in your garage, have long greasy hair and wear too much flannel (no, i’m not talking to all you red-necks out there, or Kid Rock... well, maybe i’m talking to Kid Rock). you’d be depressed too if you went years, upon YEARS without ANYONE giving you a throat lozenge. I mean: that’s lamer than Stephen Hawking’s body (too soon? too soon?).
The flute player in Jethro Tull.
Common man, you make me sad.
Ringo Starr from the Beatles
It’s not that he’s a terrible drummer... its just who he chose to hang out with. He is completely eclipsed by musical genius. I wonder if he got “musically bullied around” kinda like I imagine a REAL genius would mess with all the inferiors around him. Just imagine all the other Beatles playing musical pranks on him, like pretend choking him with guitar string, or making him a resistor for your high current amp, or one of the many other shenanigans that those totally balanced musicians are prone to make. And don't even TRY telling me that Ringo was your favorite Beatle. This is like trying to say that “the peanut shaped Halloween candy is best”. Saying things like this doesnt make you “thought provoking” or “intriguing”... it makes you an idiot.
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| What did the Beatles see in him?!?! maybe it was his ability to be ignored by everyone |
Whitney Huston:
It’s like listening to a skeleton sing and dance, except we can trust that a skeleton will stay in the closet (where it belongs) whereas Whitney keeps escaping from her cage. Please come back when you know what a cheeseburger tastes like. your prominent bones are depressing me. I’m sure her Halloween concert is a blast, because she IS a skeleton. But, for the same reasons that USA watches nascar (to see explosions and car crashes), America watches to see if the weight of the microphone is going to crush her every time she leans back a little too far...
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| the "hobo" look does sell tickets tho... |
Bono:
you must be thinking “wow, NOW we have got him! he wouldn't DARE be this careless to throw ROCK legend BONO onto this list”. But this is me proving you wrong!!!.... i WOULD be that careless.
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| Yes: the world loves him... but SHOULD THEY?!?! |
Lady Gaga:
Just because she can scare someone into not blinking for entire concerts at a time, doesnt mean that she is a musician. in fact, the second your ability to drive horror into the hearts of young children outweighs any musical talent you have makes you... an OVERRATED musician. Gaga-ism entertainment that challenges your ability to watch it. You don't watch a horror movie for the depth of plot, you watch it because you don't feel like sleeping for a couple nights, and sleep with the lights on... (totally not something i would do... i HAD to, because the light switch was totally broken...). same thing with Lady Gaga... it’s like a horror movie with music in the background. you don't watch it for the music, you watch it to see if she’s going to go Ozzy Osborne and eat some living thing... (yet another reason that they don't let little kids go to EITHER of their concerts...)
Just because she can scare someone into not blinking for entire concerts at a time, doesnt mean that she is a musician. in fact, the second your ability to drive horror into the hearts of young children outweighs any musical talent you have makes you... an OVERRATED musician. Gaga-ism entertainment that challenges your ability to watch it. You don't watch a horror movie for the depth of plot, you watch it because you don't feel like sleeping for a couple nights, and sleep with the lights on... (totally not something i would do... i HAD to, because the light switch was totally broken...). same thing with Lady Gaga... it’s like a horror movie with music in the background. you don't watch it for the music, you watch it to see if she’s going to go Ozzy Osborne and eat some living thing... (yet another reason that they don't let little kids go to EITHER of their concerts...)
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| case in point: if anyone has ever seen horror movies... all dolls are incredibly scary... |
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