Totally Back, But Not Really

There is probably a good reason why I haven't written on my blog in a long time.  I just don't
know it yet.  Maybe its because I'm lazy... or maybe I've been on nerd-tures (nerd adventures... dont worry: they totally are cooler than it's spelled/sounds). 

In the time that I HAVE been gone , I have been doing many awesome nerd-ish things which may or may not have had an effect on the space time continuum.  Note: if you got a phone call from future Will, disregard everything he said.  I'm pretty sure that he (I) turned to the dark side.  odds are, I had an epic battle with Yoda, which at first sounds "not very epic".  because epic battles don't usually involve little green men the size of something that can be easily drop-kicked.   But things probably started spicing up after me and the not-drop-kickable Vader destroyed a couple more planets.  Kaboom-tures (adventures that involve blowing things up).  

anyways: space time continuum... I've created a rift... the whole world is probably going to end... bla bla bla.  To prove that I went back in time, I started leaving OBVIOUS evidence of my time-tures (time adventures).  Exhibit A: guess who put an extra "u" in continuum?  Because I knew that there would be those nay-sayers out there, like my roommate Gavin (still somehow managed to think that his nephews were cuter than mine, even though I showed him an incredibly accurate chart demonstrating otherwise.  Plus he still says this even though I have destroyed planets with Darth Vader. Now THAT is a man who goes on ball-tures... ballsy adventures.  yes: you heard me... Gavin goes on ball-tures.  As you can probably tell: our arguments always stay classy and mature), so I also decided to mess with the word "Vacuum" for absolute proof that I visited another time.  haha: just look at that abomination of a word: "Vacuum".  Just try telling me that all those 'u's weren't a practical joke that got slipped into the dictionary while some time travelling nerd drugged Noah Webster into unconsciousness.  I would also like to point out that technically I was the first person to sharpie on someones (Mr Webster's) face after slipping them too much alcohol into their fruit juice.

Let's just hope I made time travelling look
as cool as Marty McFly did. 

If you are impressed with my obvious/amazing knowledge of the space time continuum, it's probably due to the fact that I recently went through a "back to the future" marathon.  This, coupled with a "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" double header, and a case of red bull would be juuuuust enough to get this little trip-ture (tripped out adventure) rolling.  could you immagine (damn: i forgot to put in the second "m" in immagine!!!) what type of blog i wouldave wrote if I would have been watching "Lord Of the Rings" instead?  yeah: we ALL dodged a bullet on that one.  OR DID WE?

Authors note: I have been informed by my future/evil self that we did, in fact, dodge that bullet.